The thoughts from the sometimes twisted, often misunderstood mind of a 35 year old father.
Mr. Melon as he likes to be called here is a software engineer residing north of Baltimore.
He might not always be funny but give him a break.

The name of this web site has nothing in the least to do with "Melons". 10-15 visitors each day think they have stumbled on melon heaven. Well not today.
Mr. Melon always thought that if he had a band the name would be, you guessed it. Now appearing live on stage The Heaving Melons. He had visions of laborers throwing melons. You know watermelons, but seems it must mean something else to some.